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Thursday, October 30, 2014

Random post that will inspire you to kill some valuable time!

You know how there are these crazy gorgeous bathrooms designs they post nowadays on architecture or beauty related pages on facebook! What is that? I mean who in their right minds would want a bath/toilet that looks like THAT! It’s f-ing amaiiizing, but really?! I can literally not take a dump in those toilets even if I’m on my chronic diarrhea mode. Those toilets are sooo not made for pooping…gold plated “thrones”, marble ones with embossed designs and some have their suspenders flush mounted! Like woooahhhh!

















And then the rooms! Really? That clean?
My mum/dad cleans up the mess in my room at times, then I enter and like tazz from looney toons, I convert my room into a place that has seen a hurricane seconds ago! They’ve those pretty frames and collages, the extra gorgeous wall papers with some stencil print! How can you sleep in a room that looks untouched like that? It creeps me out! The room is color coordinated to perfection. I mean what happens if someone spills something on the sheets? What do you? You buy back-up sheets of the same kind?  It's so amazing and frustrating all at once, you want such a room but you know you sure as hell don't deserve one! How can You sit comfortably in one? and also would you suit the room :'P ...? It's the same feeling I get when I pass through the Home section at central/lifestyle/hypercity! The beds, bed covers and the furniture just fit so well! And then you just want to buy everything your eyes land on!



All those room décor tutorials on YouTube freak me out! My best friend’s like that! She decorates her room like a pro- interior decorator! What’s even more annoying is she keeps it clean and then minions like me have to hear the bitter consequences of living like a swine from our parents! My Best friend is a living example of beauty-vlogger-type-life. She dresses up well, keeps things pretty and then earns brownie points on mum scales! I hate you, if you’re reading! :*


I had this crazy urge to just post this random little thing because I’m kind of procrastinating here and not getting back to my books and wasting time on such decor videos and pictures... 

Why do exams have to suck this bad? 

Also it’s been so long since I’ve posted and I'm sorry blog :'(

I kinda posted a video on Diwali because i was soooo annoyed but then I removed the post because I chickened out :P

Also it's not like I'm not writing anymore, I am but I am a little skeptical about the content.
My writer app is over-flowing with topic names with bullets of ideas but incomplete content! I’ll get back to posting soon (like you care…do you?), but till then please miss me:P or act like that, will ya!


Sending giantnormous amounts of love that will scare the shit out you out this Halloween,
-Appiqué<3



Thursday, October 23, 2014

Diwali greetings

Hey Appicakes,
Long time no read?!

Sorry for disappearing, but the last year of engineering here in Mumbai is painful and so is the beautiful Diwali festival for me and the fellow residents in my area who are suffering because this dude decided to burst the loudest and the most polluting crackers in town!
Senior citizens, some people suffering from dengue, new born babies, kids having exams( engineering kids) and this guy decides to turn on his bitch mode and turn off the sensitivity switch!

Sorry for that. A video note, hoping pictures (in motion) would speak louder than a 1000 words. Wish you a beautiful and happy Diwali! Make rangolis and distribute sweets, snacks and smiles. Donate to some charity and also shop for yourself. Meet friends and family.....but do not for heaven sake go this wild and crazy. Teach your kids to not pollute and try to have a clean, non-wasteful yet amazing Diwali!

Will see you next time with something better. Till then be safe and kick such uncles in their shins(or....)!
(PS: here is a pic of the movable rangoli I made (show off :P),not that great but at least now I don't have to keep on redoing it when guests walk over it! To pre-order for next Diwali, call 1800-No-Sorry-JK. Also I am planning on patenting it :P)

Love,
Appiqué<3